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Showing posts with label santai. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2014

Murphy's Laws

Murphy's Laws which you have not studied in schools:

💮 Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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💮 Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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💮 Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
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💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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💮 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
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💮Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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💮 Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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💮 Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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💮 Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :

After u accept a proposal you will get a better one...😎

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

...paling...

‎"Harta yang paling menguntungkan ialah SABAR. Teman yang paling akrab adalah AMAL. Pengawal peribadi yang paling waspada DIAM. Bahasa yang paling manis SENYUM. Dan ibadah yang paling indah tentunya KHUSYUK."

Thursday, June 21, 2012

bless you

+ . * .( ' ''''() ,*.+
guD(''( 'o',  )nite .
+ . *('')('')(,,) ' +. ,*

God bless U

Wishìng U häVe thE sWeetEsT drEÄm tÖNight
and
a wöndèrfUl day TÖmÖrrÖW...

Monday, May 28, 2012

baby owl: good night

Λ,,Λ
(@,@) ..Qoo..Qoo
((   ))  ""    Baby littlè öwl wìll accompany u n ur family tonite, so let u n ur family sleep tight without mosquito bites..Qoo..Qoo! Tk care & Gd9.. ;-)

Sunday, May 27, 2012

jambatan kehidupan

5 Jambatan Kehidupan:
1. Jambatan tpendek iaitu PUTUS ASA
2. Jambatan tpanjang iaitu PENGHARAPAN
3. Jambatan tkuat iaitu IMAN
4. Jambatan tmahal iaitu PENG0RBANAN
5. Jambatan terindah iaitu KASIH SAYANG.

Monday, May 14, 2012

sweet dream

+ . * .( ' ''''() ,*.+
guD(''( 'o',  )nite .
+ . *('')('')(,,) ' +. ,*
god bless U
Wishìng U häVe thE sWeetEsT drEÄm tÖNight
and
a wöndèrfUl day TÖmÖrrÖW...

Sunday, November 20, 2011

5 jambatan hidup

5 Jambatan Hidup:
1. Jambatan tpendek iaitu PUTUS ASA
2. Jambatan tpanjang iaitu PENGHARAPAN
3. Jambatan tkuat iaitu IMAN
4. Jambatan tmahal iaitu PENG0RBANAN
5. Jambatan terindah iaitu KASIH SAYANG.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

mohon maaf segala kesalahan

Sebulan sudah Ramadhan bertandang, Syawal dijemput, Aidilfitri dirai, nikmat ukhwah sentiasa dikenang, kemaafan ditaut doa mengiring...mohon maaf segala kesalahan!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Komputer Diri

Sentiasa ON9 Dengan TUHAN
Berusahalah Untuk OFF9 Dengan SYAITAN
Bersungguh2 Untuk DOWNLOAD ilmu Pengetahuan
UPLOAD Amal Kebajikan
RESTART Diri Dengan Memohon Keampunan
SHUTDOWN Hayat Mu Dengan KEIMANAN

kali ni ana ambil dari wall FB group Daei Junior yang telah di post oleh Arisa Nurailiz. Cam best kan!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Your Name

I wrote your name on the sand
and it got washed away...

I wrote your name in the air
and it got blown away...

I wrote your name in my heart
and
I got a
HEART ATTACK!

*p/s: lucu sms ni, ana dapat sebagai sms tahajud. Baru-baru ni ana forward sms ni kat abang ana sempena hari lahir dia. Tau apa yang abang ana balas? "len kali tulis kat gigi?"